Wednesday, July 11, 2018

SGGURLS Ladies night

Ladies night is On the Day of Odin?
We have had SGGURLS ladies night two weeks in a row. I get very silly questions in my kik and fbmsg "why Wed?". It's flattering for morons to think I invented Ladies nite. Every Wodin or humbday or Wednesday in Singapore is Ladies night. Most bars have it. Free flow of drinks until midnight. Why Wed? It's mid-week you moron. Women that want free drinks and men want pussy. I like it Ladies night is great  because I wanna test my luck to see if I can pass the door bitch and get free drinks.

Defintely not your mama It's mind shafting for them to assume I am their mama. Men who tells me that they are admirers or even worse my admirer, expecting me to walk out of a cozy couch people watching to me escort their ass in, can continue to stand outside like a goondoo bird (dufus). Maybe they want to get shafted by me. Not quite Nine-Inch-Nail entertainment calibre but an 8inch thought nonetheless. If you want me to come out and greet you, show me the moooolaaaah. I don't work for you numbnut. My price is one million kabillion zillion (MKZ) SGD. Since 1 MKZ USD is too much for the Singapore mint to print, I'll settle for 1 MKZ Euro. If your hedge is not on Euro because Brexit is climaxing like your sexting, make it 1000000MKZ Yuan.

Venustaphobia
And really a big 6'5 200 over pound gorilla afraid of ...

...a bunny? I love it when you ducked in my 360 cam sweep. Still caught you ha ha. I know you read my diary. It's read by almost every admirer that I've met. Some admirer took over 10 years to finally say hi in real life. I don't bite. Belies my fierce writing is just a just a funny bunny. Don't put me on some pedestal and I might just cane your ass. Be real, be yourself. It's awesome to the max when confident people bring me gifts and french kiss me.  "People" is race and gender neutral.

Luv Nic
SGGURLS
founder
kik nicolesingslave
 SGGURLS an open umbrella transgender social group. Friends welcome. Be cool, friendly and comfy in your own skin.
Old sggurls forum: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sggurls
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