Trevor fucker Jonathan promise and no show

 

Trevor you read my blog. You stood me up more than once. If ever there's a fucker, your picture is there. In my dictionary for fucker, here you are:

 Your fist excuse was, work, your second excuse was travel. Let me guess your third, you're a jerk. Oh sorry you're not a jerk, you were jerking off. Ah that's a  valid excuse. So here lies Trevor Fucker Jonathan the jack off.

You missed a nice night you fucker. Keep your fucking dress and don't fake accounts to contact me. I am the queen of jerk offs and I will jerk your head off.

Queen Nicole

Official Dictionary Editor of Jerks

Some time.

I forget what's it's like to catch up with friends. No time, work, age, a string of silly dates, the white walkers and the Targaryens have created an excuse to be lazy.

Aircond, smiles and cocktails are always great winners to the iron throne.

An interview with a candidate

 

I was there but you were not. So that's a zero for your candidacy. You did well up to this point.

Don't just stare and expect me to come to you. I come to the bar often and see familiar faces. You stand out so I already can guess. Don't message me when I am already in the premise. If you find me so intimidating to even walk up and say hi, I wait a couple of minutes and leave. For this night, of course, I got picked up. 

New MRT station

Some tips for interviewees: show up early, don't be shy, introduce yourself.

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COVID and time

Affidavits of tough life chime daily in COVID times.  The Rat bowed out, the water Buffallo returned to the padi fields. 2022, the Tiger unsealed from the Zodiac wheel.  Einstien relativity exist in captivity. Time contraction is inversely proprotionate to hardship.

Alpha Beta Delta Episilon Omnicron can be a lineup from Hasbro's Decepticons.

I learned a new term, CMI (cannot make it) from someone who said many people CMI. So here I am on a couch in a land of CMI. HMU (hit me up) on kik address nicolesingslave.

Ghosted the Ghostrider

There's something about men on big bikes. They're like cops, great siren and when you need them most they're not there. I've been on dates with Chinese Captain America, Ang Mo Wolverine, Ang Mo Mad Max and lastly the Local Ghostrider (LG) a day ago. LG texted 8:45 I'll be there and I arrived at 8:45. Waited 5 min. 

 9:46 LG messaged me, "hey I don't see you." LG, you're late bitch! Your ass just got ghosted by the real Ghostrider. Sayonara LG HA HA ha ha ha...

A Date & a Dilemma

 Would you turn down a date with a super handsome angmo, who is going to pick you up in a Merc CLS, buys you martinis and promise you a night of heaven with his giant Nightshade Solanaceae?

My heart drummed 2livecrew's MSH while I lay at home stewing on a yes or no. 

-to be continued....

3 weeks after by birthday

 Luck is a preparation to meet opportunity. Mine was 3 weeks later.  Des, my gorgeous friend whom I had the fortune of meeting a decade ago gave me a beautiful pink PVC dress for my birthday. It made my fox eyes pop out like gweilo's saucers. In my world, sexy like vinyl, leather and cuffs.

I had a date but typical...got stood up. Next time I got to get a backupdate. 

Since it's going to be a home night, may as well be Kim's Convenience dreaming of Andrea Bang.

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