Trevor you read my blog. You stood me up more than once. If ever there's a fucker, your picture is there. In my dictionary for fucker, here you are:
Your fist excuse was, work, your second excuse was travel. Let me guess your third, you're a jerk. Oh sorry you're not a jerk, you were jerking off. Ah that's a valid excuse. So here lies Trevor Fucker Jonathan the jack off.
You missed a nice night you fucker. Keep your fucking dress and don't fake accounts to contact me. I am the queen of jerk offs and I will jerk your head off.
Queen Nicole
Official Dictionary Editor of Jerks
