Ghosted the Ghostrider

There's something about men on big bikes. They're like cops, great siren and when you need them most they're not there. I've been on dates with Chinese Captain America, Ang Mo Wolverine, Ang Mo Mad Max and lastly the Local Ghostrider (LG) a day ago. LG texted 8:45 I'll be there and I arrived at 8:45. Waited 5 min. 

 9:46 LG messaged me, "hey I don't see you." LG, you're late bitch! Your ass just got ghosted by the real Ghostrider. Sayonara LG HA HA ha ha ha...